Boob-Flattering Dress Department This Week

Leona Lewis is not having a good week, sartorially speaking. Wednesday Lewis showed up at Essence‘s 2nd Annual Black Women In Music Reception wearing some kind of bright yellow Minnie Mouse bow as a shirt, already having worn giant lips over her breasts at the premiere of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never the day before. Last night she took a chance on yet another unflattering top and the payoff was more sports bra than sex pot.
Lewis attended the “Unforgettable Evening” Benefit for EIF Women’s Cancer Research Fund and, while the event was for a great cause, we’re completely confused once again by what the hell she was thinking wearing this Lycra-as-formalwear ensemble. Girl, do you need us to call Rachel Zoe for you? ‘Cause you need lesson in how best to flatter what God gave you, and you can’t do it alone.